Seasonal poem of leaf

I grow, I show, I glow

Green as grapes

• Stop pulling me

Green like grass

Both kinds

It’s strange, I change, never rearrange

I turn, I burn, we never learn

Red like lipstick

Orange like a pumpkin

Yellow as the sun

I’m brown, I drown. What a let down

To live, to give, to forgive

goodbye, I cry, I die

• Don’t crunch me

Comedy Writing

Do you guys like my outfit? It took me 2 hours to pick it out and I almost didn’t come.

Showing someone a meme is so risky, like the other day I was cracking up on the subway at this meme and I showed this stranger sitting next to me the meme and he looked so confused and finally he said that’s kinda funny I think just so I would get away from him